After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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