Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."