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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Hey its my first time.

  (513): View more from Ohio

  I think you mean "it's my first time"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her

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• (352): View more from Florida

  we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.

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• (530): View more from California

  they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  " my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."

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