Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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