I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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