We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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