I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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