***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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