I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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