loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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