Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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