a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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