I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Randomize
