She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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