Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
