so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
so much tequila, so little girl.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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