Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
you win again, gameday.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
