So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize