Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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