Your face is a jimmy john
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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