i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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