Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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