i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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