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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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