i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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