I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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