I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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