so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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