So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize