I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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