two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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