I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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