Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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