i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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