thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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