it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So many bounce houses so little time
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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