Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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