whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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