I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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