Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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