She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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