I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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