White coat. Heels.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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