I'm jealous of your bromance
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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