I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
