I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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