I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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