We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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