I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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