can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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