But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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