this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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