the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just cut my nipple shaving
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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