evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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