She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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