We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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