its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
She said her name was "party"
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
