Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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