Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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