And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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