I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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